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Understand what it means by kpo? busybody right? My maid calls me kpo jux because i nvr bath. No sense! But! I was playing tennis [ downstairs my house ] wif my frens then i felt super duper thirsty but cant be bothered to go bak to get drink from my house. So i jux continued playing then after a while my maid came wif Ribena [dunno how to spell lah] yea then i happy lor! Ok then the 2nd time we play tennis [same place] then i was also craving for drink. So now i bothered to call home to ask my maid. I waited for the phone to have the ring ring sound. So when I jux heard the ring ring sound, i look up. WOW ! I saw my maid walk in holding one whole 1.5l bottle of ribena! whoa!!! lols. i find it super amazing lors. haha! anw then i was also super pissed off by my security guard lor! The conversation btw me and him: [he have Indian accent]
Me: Can i have the keys for the tennis court?
Guard: Oh no no cannot. I cannot anyhow give to people unless you got adult.
Me: But i booked the court already.
Guard: No no. I still cannot anyhow give people. You got adult?
Me: Uh yea... [I called my fren father to come cuz he also playing tennis wif us]
[Waiting for fren father to come]
Guard: Eh you wasting my time you know. I change shift at 7. [It was 7 alr]
Me: [Blank]
Guard: Okay you write your father's name here and your unit number.
Me: Uhh.... [cuz i dunno my fren father name]
Guard: Your father's name you also dunno?
Me: He's not my father. He's my fren's father.
[Guard keep quiet]
Guard: You dunno your father's name?!
Me: [Smile at guard, pissed off in heart]
[fren father come]
Me: [WAHH!! finally sia!]
That's my sickening conversation wif my guard.
Yea i'm done!
to me:
kidnap me. please
